
CHUCK: I can’t even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
NED: I’m not a fan of the hug.
CHUCK: Then you haven’t been hugged properly. It’s like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety comes shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breathe again.
NED: That’s fine for someone else to do if I’m choking on something other than emotion, but you can’t touch me.
CHUCK: So a kiss is out of the question?
NED: … I’ve lost my train of thought.Pushing Daisies 1.01 - Pie-lette